Times I laughed-cried my make-up off at my grandma’s house during Christmas:
- When my grandma played an old tape she found of my sister when she was 9-years-old poorly BELTING “Amazing Grace” complete with 8 verses, most of them written by Danielle, herself. You would think it was over, but no! Another verse!
- When my step-dad visibly struggled to load a Pez dispenser for 10 minutes, and when he finally handed it to my nephew, the Pez dispenser popped open. The Pez went everywhere, and he just threw his hands up so defeated.
- When my grandma, during a quiet moment, saw my sister’s new boyfriend (who doesn’t know any of us) trying to set up the internet on the new laptop my uncles and mom bought her, shouted, “I know what Joe is doing in there! He’s downloading all that PORN onto that thing!” All of our jaws dropped, Joe’s face turned beet red, and then we started dying laughing.
