found in a ladies’ restroom stall. Pretty sure that if you don’t know anything about Jesus, that sentence seems CRAZY. It sounds like a sentence that Gavin, played by Bruce McCulloch, on Kids in the Hall would say to the mailman.
I was giving myself a tour (see: snooping) of the giant house that Abby and Benno are house sitting indefinitely, when I stumbled upon one of those elevated jacuzzi bathtubs, and I thought, “I’m gonna need to get in that.” so I did. So many bubbles!
just give me tequila and watch me flail.
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I need to make broad, sweeping statements about the universe more often because every time I do, I am proven wrong within the week. which makes my last post true AND false.
but for real, the law of attraction is a bunch of bs. all evidence in my life leads me to believe the exact opposite is true. the universe seems to work entirely out of spite. it’s all okay at the end though, but that middle is hella messy. and it kinda sux, too, because we’re always in the middle of something.
This was basically Blake last night.
(Source: dyinglolita, via hauteproportions)
goth prom portrait…hahahahah
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This hits too close to home.